St. Pete City Council Explores New Uses for Electric Shock Gloves
ST. PETERSBURG — St. Pete City Council may soon have electric shock gloves on hand as officials explore exciting new possibilities for the high-tech devices. The gloves could become the latest addition to City Hall’s growing toolbox.
City officials are enthusiastic about the gloves’ potential, describing them as a promising way to enhance the overall experience at Council meetings.
Similar to devices being introduced by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the gloves deliver electrical shocks through direct contact. Officials say they could provide an added measure of reassurance when dealing with uncooperative individuals in the Council chambers.
Under the proposal, specially trained city employees would don the gloves during public comment. Residents who exceed their allotted speaking time would receive a gentle tap on the shoulder. Officials describe the resulting shock as a fun and friendly reminder that it’s time to wrap it up.
City spokesperson Graham Whitmore said the devices could also be used to discourage excessively negative, argumentative, or disagreeable remarks.
“We welcome constructive criticism,” Whitmore explained. “But there’s a difference between constructive criticism and someone coming down here every Thursday complaining about the same stuff.”
Whitmore acknowledged that nervous residents who perspire heavily may experience stronger shocks and encouraged speakers to remain calm and reasonably dry.
“These gloves offer tremendous opportunities to create a positive atmosphere,” Whitmore added. “Nobody wants to sit through three hours of Debbie Downers. A little encouragement can go a long way.”
Councilmember Lisset Hanewicz is reportedly thrilled about the proposal and has expressed interest in personally trying the gloves during an upcoming meeting.
